March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Watchthehungergamestriology:
THE ONE WITH THE BREAD SCENE!
planets-bend-between-us:
things i should remember but don’t:
important dates
what i had for breakfast
my own phone number
the punchline to a joke
things i end up remembering:
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
February 2012
Watchkittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
Watch
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
fapitalism:
IT’S TIME FOR THE MOMENT YOU’VE BEEN...
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
unable to see my haters
thehibachi:
lindsaylohanthony:
Scientific Attempt To Create...
